When was the last time you watched porn? He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. I know that can be said of me.
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And every time I see one of you all post a photo of someone having their hair pulled, I think about all the pain one dumb, badly-executed move caused me. His mouth and hands raced to discover every spot that would make me gasp or moan.